i'm goin down to alcohol city
cutty sark smooth and a dirty martini
you know there ain't nothing like firewater
cut me to my heart i'm gonna bleed a cape codder
im gonna set the tinsel to the tree on fire
lookin all at me like razorwire
then we gonna party with the flor de cana
gettin way down in managua nicaragua
drink like a dog, drink up the sea
drink so that lazy eye quits followin' me
drink like a saint in a shitstorm of sin
drink up the wind
bark so you feel, bark right out loud
howl so the werewolves of london are proud
we won't mix the wine with the water tonight
cause i got the spirit gonna make things alright
you been talkin so loud about a girl in the bush
everybodys gonna know that you're a one touch push
you got girls so poor they can't afford to wear sandals
humpin all night for another pack of camels
im goin' down to alcohol city
where the liquors top shelf and the beers are chilly
me and rotgut are gonna go on a bender
he'll sell his gibson and i'll sell my fender
i'm goin down to alcohol city
i'm goin down to alcohol city
i'm goin down to alcohol city
i'm goin down to alcohol city